Kegs and Eggs; When Two Become One

Although many U.S. cities are still reaching 100-degree-plus heat, the Hall of Fame festivities have officially kicked off the fall sports line-up. So tap the kegs my friends, and pull out those hoodies, it’s just about that time of the year. Let’s relive last night: couch, pizza and the NFL. America celebrated the commencement of football season with the Hall of Fame game featuring the Dallas Cowboys and Cincinnati Bengals. Held in my hometown of Canton, Ohio, I was glad to be markedly absent – too many parades, pageants and pining fans asking for directions. Nonetheless, football is what that city was built around, and with little (nothing) else to brag about, Canton needs all the economic boosting they can get.

Eggs

So whether your a fan in Canton or Kansas, Dallas or Denver, we’re all ready for some football.  And since half the fun of football season is the tailgating camaraderie, why not take things up a notch this year with a Kegs & Eggs tailgating party? The earlier the better and the more the merrier! While traditionally a St. Patties day event, there’s no reason why two great substances cannot join forces more often.  Here’s all you’ll need for your a.m. excursion:

Now, for the perfect pairing to the eggs, we recommend a Weizen or Belgian-style wheat beer.  For the ladies, or anyone looking for a beer that’s easy on the palate, Bell’s Oberon will be perfect, however, Blue Moon will do. Don’t forget the orange slices!  If you’re looking for something heavier, choose an Oatmeal Stout such as Samuel Smith’s Oatmeal Stout.  One I’m really looking forward to trying this season is Rogue’s Shakespeare Oatmeal Stout.

So whether you’ll take yours sunny-side up or scrambled, crack an egg and a beer for Kegblog, and “Cheers” to the start of the 2010 football season!

Posted under Uncategorized by Amanda on Monday 9 August 2010 at 2:52 pm

Kings, Quarters and Kegerators; One Mom’s Wish to Play a Round of Drinking Games

Drinking game we’re dying to play here at Kegblog.com:

The Vegetable Game

This game works best after a few drinks and with a lot of people.  The object of the game is to speak without ever showing your teeth by hiding them with your lips curled over them. The game starts by each person choosing the name of a vegetable. That will be their call name. The first person to go will say their name twice then choose another person by saying their name twice. That person will then continue by saying their name twice and “calling” another person.

Example:
First Person: Broccoli, Broccoli calls Asparagus, Asparagus
Second Person: Asparagus, Asparagus calls Lettuce, Lettuce

Usually people feel, sound and look so ridiculous trying to say their names that everyone starts laughing – thus showing their teeth – resulting in a drink fest. If you can laugh and still hide your teeth then you haven’t had enough to drink beforehand.

Courtesy of The Webtender

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Why does this sound so fun?  Well, let me divulge some background.  I’ve been out of college for over a year, and what a year of transformation it has been.  I was once the girl who reveled in the Ohio State University night-life, worked at a 24-hour rock ‘n roll pizza shop and stood proud in the front-row to see every rock band who made it onstage of the seedy Ohio venues around me.  This last year, however, I’ve experienced the thrill of graduation, the joys of motherhood, the agony of living with in-laws and the adventure (and stress) of moving across the country.

While I see my transformation as a revamping rather than a deformation, there are obviously parts of my “youth” that I miss:  kegs and eggs, sleeping till dusk, punk rock karaoke…and drinking games!

Those cold Ohio nights spent gathered around a hand-me-down coffee table with cards, a keg and friends seemed like just a way to pass the time, but now I see it was a way of releasing stress, making memories and dragging out our immaturity.  Now that I’m a mom with a nine to fiver, drinking games sound more thrilling than ever!  For the above game to be entertaining, it would take about 1.5 beers and just me looking into a mirror with my lips curled saying “potato, potato”.

There’s really no point to drinking games.  There’s no preparation necessary, no mistakes to be made (unless you miss the last shot in a beer-pong match) and absolutely no way that you cannot have some laughs while playing.  This is what I’m after.  The thrill of bouncing a quarter into a glass…and drinking.  Or watching “Lord of the Rings” and gulping down a cold one with every mention of “the ring”.  So this will be my new goal – to regress in my maturity, make daddy play babysitter, and go out with my girls for some Kings, Quarters and kegs. ‘Cuz you’re never too old, or liable, for some light-hearted libations!

What are some of your favorite drinking games?  Let us know and we’d love to try them out!

Posted under Misc Beer Stuff, Uncategorized by Amanda on Thursday 29 July 2010 at 2:44 pm

Top 5 (Okay 6) iPhone Apps for Drinking

Since the iPhone 4 came out recently, we’ve decided to assemble a list of the best iPhone apps that apply to drinking.  Some of them are practical and others are just crazy, but they’re all useful!

Pocket Cocktails: $4.99

If you are fed up with the conscious effort required to remember and choose a unique cocktail, use Pocket Cocktails before you start your evening. The great thing about this app is that you can hit up the grocery store on your way home from work on Friday night, and easily pick up the ingredients for some cocktails with little effort.

The list that Pocket Cocktails offers is very extensive. You can look up practically any drink under the sun by name, or by ingredient. So, if all you have in your apartment is a few ketchup packets, an orange and a ¼ bottle of gin, you may be able to figure out a drink. The app has a sleek interface and, if you like to impress people as much as I do by feigning legitimate bartender skills, you can use this handy little tool to make some drinks without even mentioning it to your guests – act like you are text messaging someone while you make a Japanese Slipper Martini.


Sloshspot: Free This app truly will help you in situations where you are in a new city or if you are sick of going to the same old places. Because the Sloshspot community is accessible via the app, you can use this feature to see what events have recently been updated in your town, who goes to certain bars as regulars, and where some of your Sloshspot friends are going each night.

There is also information regarding specials, drink promotions, and other information that will come in handy when picking where to spend your evenings. If you need a change of scenery, or if your decision on where to go depends on who else is going/performing there, this is quite the tool.

Beer Pad: $4.99 For the beer aficionado, this app works as a beer journal to record your thoughts on the beers you drink. You can take notes, rate the beers you try, take a picture of the bottle for future reference and look up beers you’ve tried in the past. BeerPad will also remember everything you’ve said and use it as a reference guide for future. It’s $4.99 but if beer is your game, this is one cool app.

Wine Pad: $4.99

Same app as above, except for those who prefer wine.  Contains all the same features as Beer Pad.

iBeer$2.99

iBeer is an awesome app.  It is simply a screen that looks like a glass of beer, sloshes around like beer, you can even pretend to drink it like beer! Here are some humorous ways that iBeer can be used:

1. You may have invited your buddy with a drinking problem who still wanted to go out with the guys. He can order diet Cokes all night long, and hold this to show off that he still has a good sense of irony about the disease.

2. If you brought a designated driver and he feels like pulling this joke: “Hey guys look what I got!” This is like the fantasy football of beer-drinking. Well worth your $2.99.

3. You were cut off from the bartender because you drank too much. This app is perfect to spite that bartender with. Simply spend half as much money as the next drink would have cost to buy this app and drink a beer while loudly yelling obscenities at him/her while shaking your new electronic beer in the air all the way up until Captain Beef working the door comes over to pin your arms behind your head.

Don’t Dial!

Drunk dialing can be a dangerous habit.  How many times have you had one too many drinks and decided, “Hey, I bet ______(Insert name of ex-girlfriend/boyfriend who dumped you a few months ago because you did stupid things when you were drunk and you were an embarrassment for him/her to be seen in public with. He/she has now moved on and is very happily dating someone else, and oh by the way, you two haven’t spoken since the break-up.) is ready to get back together now.  I’m gonna call her/him.  He’ll/She’ll want me back for sure!”?

Luckily, there is an iPhone app called, “Don’t Dial!” that prevents this catastrophe from causing almost certain embarrassment. Before you start drinking, you can open up the app, where you then select certain contacts that you think you may be inclined to drunk dial later in the night.  Don’t Dial will block these contacts until a prescribed time (some options are 8AM the next morning, 12 hours from time of blocking, 24 hours from time of blocking, etc.), or you can ask a friend to set up a password for you so that you cannot access these contacts.


Posted under Uncategorized by Matthew on Friday 16 July 2010 at 12:32 pm

Kegerator Giveaway Winner

A couple of weekends ago, Kegerator.com set up a booth at the first annual Texas Testosterone Festival where attendees could enter to win a free EdgeStar KC2000 kegerator. We picked our grand prize winner, Trent of Taylor, TX, a few days later.

In his own words: “I can’t believe it. I’m so excited!”

Special mention must also be given to Stephen N.  of Austin, TX, who had the most entries in the drawing at 61! We were pretty impressed that someone dedicated so much time to entering and did not win. I think we’ll come up with some sort of a consolation prize so that time wasn’t a complete waste.

Again, congratulations to Trent! Happy drinking!

Posted under Uncategorized by Chelwi on Monday 31 August 2009 at 1:01 pm

Found a cool idea for the drinker who wants a tropical touch

Over at www.instructables.com, one of the designers shows us how to make a keg out of a watermelon. While this is obviously a one use item, I can see it being good for one of those last minute parties that you don’t have time to run and grab a keg for. And it requires a lot less clean up. Pick up the hardware you need at home depot and keep it on hand for that run to the grocery store before the party.

While small, should be nice for a few drinks

While small, should be nice for a few drinks

After looking at this, I am thinking you could use it for beer if you cleaned it completely out, or put any of a number of mixed drinks in here, many using the watermelon you scooped out. Also, I’m pretty sure that as long as you can find a way to stand it on end, you could use any size watermelon…

Imagine that Keg!

Imagine that Keg!

Well now I think it’s time to go enjoy a nice Daiquiri and follow it up with a Corona and a lime.

http://www.instructables.com/id/Tap-a-Watermelon-or-How-to-Make-a-Watermelon-Keg/

Posted under Uncategorized by Paul on Thursday 13 August 2009 at 10:26 am